Ron Is A Moron
from Throwing Eyes Into Forests by Creevey Crisis
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No one knows which Ron Weasley that we'll be getting
You lose your cool without any warning
Don't know how a million signs you miss
You're thicker than Crabbe & Goyle's skull
As transparent as Moaning Myrtle's form
Stop acting like a dumbass
Ron why are you such a stupid moron?
Just suck it up or please try and move on
You know that she's loved you from Day 1
Get your head out of your ass and get your moves on
Stop taking out your frustrations on your sister
And all the rest of us too really, for that matter
Everyone in the school can see that you miss her
Even when she's standing right next to you
You're thicker than Crabbe & Goyle's skull
As transparent as Moaning Myrtle's form
Stop acting like a dumbass
Ron why are you such a stupid moron?
Just suck it up or please try and move on
You know that she's loved you from Day 1
Get your head out of your ass and get your moves on
Can't take much of your moping around
Flying off the handle, like the one on your broom
Wish you'd get finally come to your senses
And get a bigger emotional range than a teaspoon
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Creevey Crisis Dartmouth
Wizard rock, wrock, wizard metal... it all ends up the same in the end. Years of releases going back to 2007 are all here, spanning the spectrum of characters and situations in the Harry Potter novels. Many of the releases are "Pay What You Want", so you can download them for free if you like, or you can choose to pay a dollar or two if you enjoy the songs. ... more
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Bridge We Cannot Cross
by Starfish and StickShoegaze slowcore wizard rock collab between The Crisis and Tonks and the Aurors. All proceeds benefit This Star Won't Go Out.
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